I would like to dedicate my first official entry to Crest Glide: Deep Clean Cool Mint Dental Floss. From the fateful day I met you, the brisk winter of 2005, I have never... and cannot ever quit you. I love pushing air through the canyons you clear. The fresh taste that remains in your wake reminds me of why I am addicted to you. Your gray body... so sleek and so sexy... no other variation compares. Keep up the good work, and don't worry about Crest Glide Plus Scope. She's a whore.